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Takeo Extinction Quotes


Arriving to Isla Nublar

"Holy Shit…..where are we now?" – Takeo when the game starts

"Jurassic Park? What do they have in here? Godzilla?" – Takeo when the game starts (reference to Jurassic Park when Dr. Ian Malcolm drives through the Jurassic Park tour gate and says "What do they have in there? King Kong?")

"New destination. New honor." – Takeo when the game starts

"Takeo is not in Japan anymore." – Takeo when the game starts

"Uh-oh….Takeo has that "we-just-time-traveled" feeling again in his stomach!" – Takeo when the game starts

"Jurassic Park? Takeo needs to get a T-Shirt from here for HONOR!" – Takeo when the game starts

Killing zombies/dinosaurs

"Takeo has been practicing." – Takeo when getting a headshot

"The student has become the master!" – Takeo when getting a headshot

"Your skull disconnects from your NECK-Bone!" – Takeo when getting a headshot (reference to the "Dem Bones" song)

"Take off the head. The rest will follow." – Takeo when getting a headshot

"The head exploded. Don't get any dirty thoughts, Dempsey!" – Takeo after getting a headshot

"Takeo takes your honor from you." – Takeo when getting a headshot

"Did I just kill a dinosaur?! Takeo thinks he's traveled too far back!" – Takeo when he kills a Raptor for the first time

"My honor has reached new heights!" – Takeo after killing a Raptor for the first time

"Your new life ends today, 6-foot turkey!" – Takeo after killing a Raptor for the first time

"Feel the full might of Takeo, chicken-sized monster!" – Takeo after killing a Compsognathus

"You do not take from TAKEO!" – Takeo after killing a Compsognathus

"Pick on a samurai of your own height, Shrimpy!" – Takeo after killing a Compsognathus

"As I have said before: MY HONOR IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!" – Takeo after killing a Compsognathus

"The power of the Emperor dethrones you, beast!" – Takeo after killing a T-Rex

"You reign over this land NO MORE!" – Takeo after killing a T-Rex

"Takeo is how you say: ALL THAT!" – Takeo after killing a T-Rex

"Slow and steady wins this race!" – Takeo after killing a Gallimimus

"Only cowards run from a fight!" – Takeo after killing a Gallimimus

"You run like Revive Soda through Dempsey's digestive system!" – Takeo after killing a Gallimimus

"Takeo has purified your dishonor!" – Takeo after killing a Dilophosaur

"The acid dissipates from the blade of the honorable!" – Takeo after killing a Dilophosaur

"Takeo does not admire your acidic assets!" – Takeo after killing a Dilophosaur

"Their deaths bring me honor!" – Takeo after killing a whole line of zombies/dinosaurs

"Takeo will need a mop!" – Takeo after killing a whole line of zombies

"Taste the lead of Takeo, boogey-men!" – Takeo after killing a whole line of zombies/dinosaurs

"Takeo has honorable swag!!" - Takeo after killing a whole line of zombies/dinosaurs

"You do not bite Takeo's swag! I mean HONOR!" – Takeo killing a zombie/dinosaur after being bitten

"YOU'VE BEEN 'TA-K.O.-ED!'  ZOMBITCH!!" - Takeo killing a zombie/dinosaur after being bitten

"THE PHOENIX SAMURAI PREVAILS!" – Takeo killing a zombie/dinosaur after being bitten

"C-C-C-C-COMBO-BREAKER!" – Takeo when killing a zombie/dinosaur that is about to bite

"COUNTER-ATTACK!" – Takeo when killing a zombie/dinosaur that is about to bite

"Never sneak up on samurai!" - Takeo when killing a zombie/dinosaur that is about to bite

"Repulse the Zombie!" - Takeo when killing a zombie/dinosaur that is about to bite (reference to Xiaolin Showdown when Omi learned Repulse the Monkey from Chase Young)

"Your breath insults my nose!" -Takeo when killing a zombie/dinosaur that is about to bite

"YOU SHALL NOT STAIN MY HONOR!" - Takeo when killing a zombie/dinosaur that is about to bite

"Monkey Bomb Strike!" – Takeo when knifing an enemy on Insta-Kill

"Mantis Jab!" - Takeo when knifing an enemy on Insta-Kill

"Takeo uses KNIFE! IT'S SUPER-EFFECTIVE!" - Takeo when knifing an enemy on Insta-Kill (reference to Pokemon when using an attack that does major damage to the opposing Pokemon)

"SPIDER INJECTING FLY!" - Takeo when knifing an enemy on Insta-Kill

"HYENA EATING CORPSE!" – Takeo when knifing an enemy on Insta-Kill

"GORILLA OWNING LEOPARD!" - Takeo when knifing an enemy on Insta-Kill

"Wind Release: Kamikaze no Jutsu!" – Takeo when knifing an enemy on Insta-Kill

"6-Foot Turkey Fillet!" – Takeo when using the Machete

"Shi-Ne!" – Takeo when using the Machete (Japanese for "Die!")

"Zombie Ramen!" – Takeo when using the Machete

"Like poison blowfish!" – Takeo when using the Machete

"HOW'S THAT FOR ENLIGHTENMENT?!" – Takeo when using Stun Gun

"LIGHTS OUT, FREAK-SACKS!" – Takeo when using Stun Gun

"YOU FORGOT TO PAY YOUR LIGHT BILL!" – Takeo when using Stun Gun

"Behold! The Electric Kunai!" – Takeo when using the Stun Gun

"Chidori! One Thousand Birds!" – Takeo when getting kills with the Wunderwaffe DG-2 (reference to Naruto when Sasuke uses Chidori, a lightning jutsu that sounds like one thousand birds flapping)

"Lightning Blade!" – Takeo when getting kills with the Wunderwaffe DG-2 (reference to Naruto when Kakashi used an attack called Lightning Blade against Zabuza Momochi)

"Takeo puts zap in your trap!" - Takeo when getting kills with the Wunderwaffe DG-2

"LIGHTNING STRIKES THE DISHONORABLE!" - Takeo when getting kills with the Wunderwaffe DG-2

"The Phoenix Samurai Purifies You!" – Takeo when getting kills with a
flamethrower

"Only Takeo can prevent zombie fires." – Takeo when getting kills with a flamethrower

"Like cooking octopus!" – Takeo when getting kills with a flamethrower

"The dragon is no longer hiding!" – Takeo when getting kills with a flamethrower (reference to Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon starring Jet Li)

"The dragon has awoken with honor!" – Takeo when getting kills with a flamethrower

"Katon! Goukakyuu no Jutsu!" – Takeo when getting kills with the Magma Cannon DG-3000 (Japanese for "Fire Release: Fireball Jutsu". Reference to Naruto when Sasuke prepares to use Fire Style: Fireball Jutsu!)

"The Phoenix Samurai Dominates ALL!!" – Takeo when getting kills with the Magma Cannon DG-3000

"IN HELL, YOU SHALL BURN!" – Takeo when getting kills with the Magma Cannon DG-3000

"I will put your burning flesh in my sushi!" – Takeo when getting kills with the Magma Cannon DG-3000

"I RAIN FIRE ON YOUR DISHONOR!" – Takeo when getting kills with the Magma Cannon DG-3000

"BADA-BIG-BOOM! BADA-BOOM!" – Takeo when getting kills with an explosive weapon (reference to Fifth Element when Leeloo survives the explosion and lands into Corbin Dallas's taxi cab)

"Zombie flies like an eagle! To the sea!" – Takeo when getting kills with an explosive weapon (reference to Seal's "Fly Like An Eagle" song)

"Your souls flee to the Heavens!" – Takeo when getting kills with an explosive weapon

"TO LIVE IS TO DIE!" – Takeo when getting kills with an explosive weapon

"No. Takeo has no honor for you." – Takeo after killing a Crawler

"FINISHED HIM!" – Takeo after killing a Crawler (reference to Mortal Kombat when your enemy is dazed and you do a finishing move)

"Now your other half can join you in Hell, demon!" – Takeo after killing a Crawler

"Bugs only exist to be trampled by the honorable!" – Takeo after killing a Crawler

"Power belongs to the people! Not dinosaurs!" - Takeo when killing a Raptor trying to cut the power

"Taste my power, demon lizard!" - Takeo when killing a Raptor trying to cut the power

"No power for you!" - Takeo when killing a Raptor trying to cut the power



Purchasing Wall Weapons/Box Weapons/Favorite Weapon

"Speak softly and carry a large rifle." – Takeo when purchasing an M14 or sniper rifle

"Popping deadheads is an art form. Like kung-fu." – Takeo when purchasing an M14 or sniper rifle

"The headshot comes not from the front…..but from the blindside." – Takeo when purchasing an M14, Kar98k, or sniper rifle (reference to Jurassic Park when Alan Grant enlightens the boy about Velociraptor attack patterns.)

"Enlightenment…. is a silent kill with this rifle." – Takeo when purchasing an M14, Kar98k, or sniper rifle

"The spray of buckshot, shall paint the ground red." – Takeo when purchasing a shotgun

"The blood of the unholy is sustenance for the honorable." – Takeo when purchasing a shotgun

"Takeo will need a towel for this!" – Takeo when purchasing a shotgun

"Pump-action honor!" – Takeo when purchasing a shotgun

"Double barrels…but separate. Like Takeo's broadswords." – Takeo when getting the Model 1897 dual wield shotguns

"Takeo is on crowd control!" – Takeo when purchasing a shotgun

"Sub-machine gun. Perfect money maker!" – Takeo when purchasing an SMG

"Takeo says the forecast calls for lead showers and bullet storms!" – Takeo when purchasing an SMG

"The flurry of bullets shall put holes in their dishonor!" – Takeo when purchasing an SMG

"Ah….perfect for more than one zombie." – Takeo when purchasing an SMG

"The Phoenix Samurai has RISEN!" – Takeo when purchasing a flamethrower

"The dragon shall reign or these reptiles!" – Takeo when purchasing a flamethrower

"Takeo will show you real firepower, freakbags!" – Takeo when purchasing a flamethrower

"Tonight's main course is 6-FOOT TURKEY!" – Takeo when purchasing a flamethrower

"This gives 'New Hotness' new meaning!" – Takeo when receiving the Magma Cannon DG-3000

"Ouch! This should come with warning label!" – Takeo when receiving the Magma Cannon DG-3000

"The Phoenix Samurai has a new beak!" – Takeo when receiving the Magma Cannon DG-3000

"This will work….for now." – Takeo when getting a pistol

"Why can't Takeo just use his bare hands?" – Takeo when getting a pistol

"Give me nothing and Takeo can still prevail!" – Takeo when getting a pistol

"Hopefully Nikki won't get in the way." - Takeo when getting Incendiary Grenades

"Great Balls Of Fire!" – Takeo when getting Incendiary Grenades

"A device that mimics dino calls? The 90s is one amazing decade!" – Takeo when receiving the Dino Call Box

"The dinosaurs shall obey the Dragon!" – Takeo when receiving the Dino Call Box

"The Monkey Bomb! Back for more cymbal banging fun!" – Takeo when receiving the Monkey Bomb

"No, reptiles. We have no bananas." – Takeo when receiving the Monkey Bomb

"Takeo is bananas to not have his monkey friend back!" – Takeo when receiving the Monkey Bomb

"Ahhhh……The M240…..machine gun bliss." – Takeo when receiving his favorite weapon

"The M240…medium-sized bullet slinger." – Takeo when receiving his favorite weapon

"M-2-4-0! This will make Takeo hero!" – Takeo when receiving his favorite weapon (reference to cheerleader cheers)

"M240….the mother of all zombie-slaying machine guns!" – Takeo when receiving his favorite weapon

"The Snow Vulture. The stone-cold zombie killer." – Takeo receiving his favorite upgraded weapon (Snow Vulture is Desert Eagle Pack-A-Punched. Has extended ammo clips and fires liquid nitrogen bullets, hence the name Snow Vulture.)

"Snow Vulture and Phoenix Samurai. Good combination!" - Takeo receiving his favorite upgraded weapon

"The Phoenix Samurai has a beak! One that leaves the dishonorable cold!" - Takeo receiving his favorite upgraded weapon

"Death is a dish served cold with he Snow Vulture!" - Takeo receiving his favorite upgraded weapon




Buying Perks/Losing Perks

"Takeo drank Jugger-Nog! Takeo has recovered 80 HP!" – Takeo when drinking Jugger-Nog (reference to Pokemon when using Recover or a Potion)

"Now I won't have butterfingers now!" – Takeo when drinking Speed Cola

"Takeo is now Eastern Phoenix Cowboy Samurai!" – Takeo when drinking Double Tap Root Beer

"Try Revive Soda! Now in new Squid Flavor!" – Takeo when drinking Revive Soda

"Quickly! Am I getting spots on my face?" – Takeo when drinking PhD Flopper

"In the words of the Roadrunner: MEEP-MEEP!" – Takeo when drinking Stamin-Up Soda (reference to Looney Tunes' Roadrunner)

"Takeo does not need headshot help, but he will accept it." – Takeo when drinking Deadshot Daiquiri

"This flavor reminds me of mandarin oranges." – Takeo when drinking Z8 Slash (This particular perk gives the player quicker knife attacks. It also tastes like a particular fruit to each character.)

"Whoa! Hotter than kung-pao chicken!" – Takeo when drinking Jumping Jehoshaphat Mocha Java

"Takeo is fully armed and operational!" – Takeo when drinking Mule Kick

"They're humping Jugger-Nog!" – Takeo when the Compsognathus attack the Jugger-Nog

"The reptiles are sapping Speed Cola!" – Takeo when the Compsognathus attack the Speed Cola

"They're dipping in the Double Tap Root Beer!" – Takeo when the Compsognathus attack the Double Tap Root Beer

"Those teeny-tiny turkey demons are raping the Revive Soda!" – Takeo when the Compsognathus attack the Revive Soda

"They're biting the Boom Brew!" – Takeo when the Compsognathus attack the PhD Flopper

"They're stealing the Stamin-Up!" – Takeo when the Compsognathus attack the Stamin-Up Soda

"The turkey demons are dipping in the Deadshot!" - Takeo when the Compsognathus attack the Deadshot Daiquiri

"Those chicken-sized reptiles are sapping the Slash Juice!" - Takeo when the Compsognathus attack the Z8 Slash

"There's a Compy in my Coffee Cup!" - Takeo when the Compsognathus attack the Jumping Jehoshaphat Mocha Java

Interactive (Rivals/Allies)

"The smell of your breath made its head combust, Russian." – Takeo when seeing Nikolai getting a headshot

"How far was that? 4 feet?" – Takeo when seeing Nikolai getting a headshot

"Your drunken fingers misguided your bullet, Nikki!" - Takeo when seeing Nikolai getting a headshot

"Luck took pity on your poor aim, Russian pig." - Takeo when seeing Nikolai getting a headshot

"Be quiet, Russian or everyone will want a zombie horde!" – Takeo when seeing Nikolai surrounded (reference to the "Fly In My Soup" joke)

"Look at Nikolai! Takeo couldn't pay for better entertainment!" – Takeo when seeing Nikolai surrounded

"Must be all those extra pounds you packed on, Russian!" – Takeo when seeing Nikolai surrounded

"Russian! Good God y'all! What is he good for? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!" – Takeo when seeing Nikolai make a Crawler

"All you did was make it smaller! Just like your amount of vodka!" – Takeo when seeing Nikolai make a Crawler

"Oh finish it, Russian. It doesn't like you anymore than you like it!" – Takeo when seeing Nikolai make a Crawler

"The monkey chose you so he can see how that vodka makes YOU into a bomb!" – Takeo when seeing Nikolai getting the Monkey Bombs

"Nikolai found Monkey Bomb! Does not effect rival Takeo!" – Takeo when seeing Nikolai getting the Monkey Bombs (reference to Pokemon when a certain attack doesn't work against a Pokemon)

"Monkey wants to steal your vodka, Nikolai. May be an improvement." – Takeo when seeing Nikolai getting the Monkey Bomb

"The Force is strong with this one…" – Takeo after seeing Samantha getting a headshot

"Hone your skills, young one!" – Takeo after seeing Samantha getting a headshot

"You have been training, Samantha. Keep practicing!" – Takeo after seeing Samantha getting a headshot

"Hang on Samantha! Uncle Takeo's coming!" – Takeo after seeing Samantha getting surrounded

"Have no fear, little one! The Phoenix Samurai is en route!" – Takeo after seeing Samantha getting surrounded

"Remember! Back away so you don't get surrounded, little one!" – Takeo after seeing Samantha getting surrounded

"A comical weapon for a more apocalyptic age…" – Takeo when seeing Samantha getting the Monkey Bomb (reference to Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope when Obi-Wan Kenobi gives Luke Skywalker his father's lightsaber)

"Monkey and Samantha reunited again!" – Takeo when seeing Samantha getting the Monkey Bomb

"That is about the only monkey I would like to have on our backs!" – Takeo when seeing Samantha getting the Monkey Bomb


Pack –A-Punch

"Do your thing, Pack-A-Punch Machine!" – Takeo when putting a weapon into the Pack-A-Punch

"What's this? My Weapon is Evolving!" – Takeo when putting a weapon into the Pack-A-Punch (reference to Pokemon when your Pokemon is about to evolve)

"While this is going on, I'm going to eat some sushi." – Takeo when putting a weapon into the Pack-A-Punch

"The sword breaks only to be reborn with a sharper blade." – Takeo when putting a weapon into the Pack-A-Punch

"Extreme Makeover: Zombie Edition!" – Takeo when putting a weapon into the Pack-A-Punch

"I still wonder who made this marvelous machine…must have been a samurai." – Takeo when putting a weapon in the Pack-A-Punch

"I think something about Dempsey is changing. Something has taken form inside him….something more savage than himself." – Takeo when putting a weapon in the Pack-A-Punch

"Dinosaurs! Prepare for your second extinction!" – Takeo when receiving his upgraded weapon

"My fingers tingle with anticipation!" – Takeo when receiving his upgraded weapon

"My honor has been given tune-up, freak-saurus!" – Takeo when receiving his upgraded weapon

"My Pack-A-Punched Weapon! Part of this complete map pack!" – Takeo when receiving his upgraded weapons


Downed/Revived

"The Phoenix Samurai's flame has gone out!" – Takeo when being downed

"My honor has been depleted!" – Takeo when being downed

"Takeo has fainted!" – Takeo when being downed (reference to Pokemon when a Pokemon is defeated)

"I must meditate on my failure!" – Takeo when being downed

"Thank you. I shall repay you by slaying them all." – Takeo when being revived

"I shall take time to make up for my failure." – Takeo when being revived

"Next time, get here quicker!" – Takeo when being revived

"The Phoenix falls from the ashes only to be reborn by a thousand flames!" – Takeo when being revived




Opening Rooms

"I sense life that has been reborn….and it is not the zombies." – Takeo when opening the Jurassic Park gate

"The dinosaurs now rule this island…." – Takeo when opening the door to the Museum

"Ahhh….I smell frozen fish. Perfect time to make sushi." – Takeo when opening the door to the Kitchen

"We must not stay here. Sneaking eyes watch us here." – Takeo when going to the Velociraptor Hatchery

"I think I see a Velociraptor hiding in those bushes…" – Takeo when going to the Jungle

"Just like on the Moon…..many machines here." – Takeo when opening the door to the Control Center

"Wires, electrical humming….call it a hunch, but Takeo thinks that the power switch is here." – Takeo when opening the door to the Generator Bunker

"The giant sleeps here. We must move quickly and quietly—ACHOO!" – Takeo when going to the Tyrannosaur Paddock

"The blood of the reptiles burns with the lust for death." – Takeo when entering the Dilophosaur Paddock

"Why is this 'H' on the ground?" – Takeo when arriving at the Helipad

"Many guns…but no katana." – Takeo when entering the Armory

"Do not expect Takeo to go swimming out there…" – Takeo when teleporting to the Underwater Wildlife Observation Center



Equipment

"Just like the P.E.S. on Moon…only a lot more slick and tight." – Takeo when getting the Scuba Suit

"Takeo is not a good swimmer, but if the task begs of him…" – Takeo when getting the Scuba Suit

"One must breathe to live." – Takeo when getting the Scuba Suit

"Takeo does not wish to get wet." – Takeo when getting the Scuba Suit

"Time to get sneaky…" – Takeo when getting the Hacker tool

"You didn't say the magic word!" – Takeo when getting the Hacker tool (reference to Jurassic Park when Dennis Nedry hacked into the computer system)

"The Hacker! Back for more mind-bending fun!" – Takeo when getting the Hacker tool

"I'm starting to wish Edward was here to use this.." – Takeo when getting the Hacker tool

"What's this do? Oh I see…" – Takeo when getting the Gas Mask

"Good. Nikolai's breath poisons my lungs." – Takeo when getting the Gas Mask

"Let's see them try to poison me now!" – Takeo when getting the Gas Mask



Power-Ups

"Double? Takeo likes Double Ammo!" – Takeo when getting Double Max Ammo

"Double the ammo, double the fun!" – Takeo when getting Double Max Ammo

"Extended magazines for extended gameplay!" – Takeo when getting Double Max Ammo

"My Double Max Ammo! Part of this complete arsenal!" – Takeo when getting Double Max Ammo

"The path of persistence showers much wealth!" – Takeo when getting Double Points

"Killing for money is for low-lifes but Takeo does not complain!" – Takeo when getting the Double Points

"Double-y Goodness!" – Takeo when getting the Double Points

"Quickly! Takeo must make a Rape Train!" – Takeo when getting the Double Points

"Instant-Japanese Takeout!" – Takeo when getting the Nuke

"The Phoenix Samurai Revived!" – Takeo when getting the Nuke

"There is no shame in dying in combat!" – Takeo when getting the Nuke

"5 second break. Good time for reload." – Takeo when getting the Nuke

"Takeo puts shock to your systems, dinosaurs!" – Takeo when getting the Electrician

"Power belongs to the Honorable!" – Takeo when getting the Electrician

"Now this gives Power-Up a new meaning!" – Takeo when getting the Electrician

"I think my hair is standing on end!" – Takeo when getting the Electrician

"Bob the Builder couldn't do better!" – Takeo when picking up the Carpenter

"Sorry, shop's closed. Come back tomorrow." – Takeo when picking up the Carpenter

"You shall not pass….at least not for 5 seconds, anyway." – Takeo when picking up the Carpenter

"Weapons 90% off so BUY! BUY! BUY!" – Takeo when picking up a Fire Sale

"PRICES SO LOW-LOW-LOW! THEY'RE IN-SAY-AY-ANE!" – Takeo when picking up a Fire Sale

"Now Takeo can buy and save money. One hell of a deal!" – Takeo when picking up a Fire Sale


Dinosaur Rounds

"GOJIRAAAAA!" – Takeo at the start of a T-Rex Round (reference to Godzilla 2000 when a Japanese man yells at the sight of Godzilla. Godzilla is also known to be a Tyrannosaur who was affected by radioactivity. Japanese for "Godzilla!")

"The giant has awoken…." – Takeo at the start of a T-Rex Round

"Keep absolutely still….it's vision is based on movement." – Takeo at the start of a T-Rex Round

"I shall put this T-Rex back in the ground!" – Takeo at the start of a T-Rex Round

"Death-slobbering demons lurk here…" – Takeo at the start of a Dilophosaur Round

"Takeo will give them something to scream at!" – Takeo at the start of a Dilophosaur Round

"The demon reptiles now exhale burning spit! Notice I didn't say shit." – Takeo at the start of a Dilophosaur Round

"Hopefully Takeo will not be burned!" – Takeo at the start of a Dilophosaur Round

"I could sure use some Stamin-Up right about now!" – Takeo at the start of a Gallimimus Round

"Takeo needs exercise anyway…" – Takeo at the start of a Gallimimus Round

"Time to RUN AND GUN!" – Takeo at the start of a Gallimimus Round

"Hasta la vista, reptiles!" – Takeo at the start of a Gallimimus Round

"Takeo spies with his little eyes….A BIG FISH!" – Takeo at the start of a Megalodon Round

"Akuma no same!" – Takeo at the start of a Megalodon Round (Japanese for "Demon Shark!")

"Takeo is not fish food!" – Takeo at the start of a Megalodon Round

"Something lurks in these waters…" – Takeo at the start of a Megalodon Round

"Thieving Turkeys are sneaking around!" – Takeo at the start of a Compsognathus Round

"They must have heard about Nikolai…fat Russian must look like buffet to them!" – Takeo at the start of a Compsognathus Round

"They may be tiny, but they are most conniving!" – Takeo at the start of a Compsognathus Round

"Perk pinching pint sized lizards are after our perks! Ha! Try saying that three-times fast!"




Interactive

"Money isn't everything….It's the only thing!" – Takeo when trying to buy a door with insufficient money

"Need to have more fun to accumulate more funds!" – Takeo when trying to buy a gun with insufficient money

"If the box demands money, then money I shall make." – Takeo when trying to buy the Weapon Box with insufficient money

"This will take my mind off of Nikolai's death breath…" – Takeo when hacking the hacked doors

"Samantha does not seem as evil as she was back in the Box….perhaps she was trapped and simply wished to get out." – Takeo when hacking the hacked doors

"A Predator Missile? A missile that eats meat?" – Takeo when picking up the Predator Missile Interface

"Takeo is not sure how to work this thing…" – Takeo when picking up the Predator Missile Interface

"Hmm….where could I use this?" – Takeo when picking up the Predator Missile Interface

"Takeo accepts this achievement." – Takeo when receiving an Achievement

"Now to hang this up above my Monkey Bomb!" – Takeo when receiving an Achievement

"Finishing the task is the only Achievement I should receive." – Takeo when receiving an Achievement

"Humbled, this samurai is." – Takeo when receiving an Achievement

"YO ADRIAN! I DID IT!" – Takeo when receiving an Achievement (reference to Rocky when Rocky earns the championship belt after fighting Apollo and he makes a shout-out to his wife Adrian.)

"Low ammo. Takeo will soon need MOAR!" – Takeo when only having a few bullets left

"Okay, where did all of Takeo's bullets get to?" – Takeo when having only a few bullets left

"Takeo's glass is half empty. As Dempsey would say 'Where's the juice?!'" – Takeo when having only a few bullets left

"This gun will soon be empty like Nikki's vodka bottle." – Takeo when having only a few bullets left

"Takeo will have to start banzai charging again. Okay that is not a good alternative. I NEED AMMO!" – Takeo when out of ammo

"Nikki! My ammo!" – Takeo when out of ammo (reference to Fruity Pebbles commercial when Barney steals Fred Flinstone's Fruity Pebbles)

"Breaker, breaker. This is Takeo requesting one Double Max Ammo, ASAP!" – Takeo when out of ammo

"Spare bullet for weary samurai?" – Takeo when out of ammo

"I have found a great song….in a Bad World." – Takeo when finding the Two Down's "Bad World" Musical Easter Egg

"When you bite the hand that feeds you! Will you stay down on your knees?!" – Takeo when finding the Nine Inch Nails' "The Hand That Feeds" Musical Easter Egg

"Ah, an inspirational song for fighting undead dinosaurs." – Takeo when finding John Williams' "Jurassic Park Theme Song" Musical Easter Egg

"A classic from Elena Siegman!" – Takeo when finding Elena Siegman's "Lullaby For A Dead Man" Musical Easter Egg

"How true. It is their time of dying." – Takeo when finding Three Days Grace's "Time Of Dying" Musical Easter Egg

"We seem to be experiencing technical difficulties. In short: STOP THE RAPTOR MESSING WITH THE POWER!" - Takeo when Raptors try to  cut the power

"Do not attempt to adjust your game system! Just kill the Raptor messing with the power!" - Takeo when Raptors try to cut the power
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Takeo's Extinction Quotesby BlackSpider-Man

Literature / Scripts & Screenplays / Skits & Sketches / Comedy©2012-2014 BlackSpider-Man
FINALLY!

*falls back in chair and breathes a sigh of relief* I finally got Takeo's quotes for my Extinction Map all done! This samurai deserves a pat on the back for all his efforts to help save the world from zombie madness! This is for you Takeo!

Oh and also, expect to see Chapter 2 of Nazi Zombies Extinction coming up as soon as I can and also a new Perk to be made!

:icontakeoplz: "Takeo approves of these quotes!"
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grandacez Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012
:iconnikolaibplz: :iconsaysplz: WHERE ARE MY BLOODY QUOTES!?
:iconsamanthamaxisplz: :iconsaysplz: Where can I find details of these new pack a punched weapons and pictures?

:icontakeoplz: :iconsaysplz: WHERE IS MY NEW HONORABLE MELEE WEAPON!?!!!?
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BlackSpider-Man Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yours are coming Nikolai. Do you have any idea how long it took to make Dempsey and Takeo's quotes?! 22 PAGES! 22 *BLEEP* PAGES FOR BOTH OF THEM! SO SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP BEFORE I REALLY HOPE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS TO YOUR VODKA....GET THE *BLEEP* POINT?!

*steps outside before I start yelling at Samantha and yells "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" then walks back in* You probably won't see them just yet, Sam. Just use that imagination you have......that twisted Exorcist-type imagination.

I'm surprsied you're complaining, Takeo. I just got through making you 22 F*CKING PAGES OF F*CKING QUOTES! I THOUGHT YOU AS A F*CKING BUSHIDO WARRIOR WAS TAUGHT SOME F*CKING PATIENCE SO SHUT THE F*CK UP AND EAT YOUR F*CKING SUPPER!!!!
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NaziZombieKiller217 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
lol all the poke refs XD as well as the Godzilla jokes too
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BlackSpider-Man Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I know lolz it was references to all things Japanese like Godzilla.
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Daikaiju-fanboy Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
This all sounds so like what Takeo what say. Looking forward to Nikolai and the other characters quotes along with chapter 2 of this awesome story you've started.
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BlackSpider-Man Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Did you read the first chapter?
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Daikaiju-fanboy Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
Yes I did. It was well-written and definitely felt like a zombies story that Treyarch could've done.
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BlackSpider-Man Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Gee, thanks! And I plan on making another Nazi Zombies book that's about an all-out apocalyptic war with the zombies and dinosaurs.
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Daikaiju-fanboy Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012
Would that be a sequel to your extinction story or unrelated to extinction? How's coming with Nikolai, Samantha, and Richtofen's quotes coming along? And how would Richtofen come back in the Extinction story? Definitely looking forward to seeing how the rest of Extinction turns out.
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BlackSpider-Man Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Well actually, it's more futuristic what happens after the Extinction Story. It'll recall events of Extinction.

As for Nikolai and Sam, I'm working on their quotes. Richtofen? Well I'm really just saving him for the next book really. But soon when I get my Extinction story over and done, Richtofen is going to have a major role in the story, along with Dempsey as well.
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