NZ Extinction Ch 4 All Hail To The Queen

Nazi Zombies: Extinction
Chapter 4
All Hail To The Queen

Previously in Nazi Zombies: Extinction, our four Raptor Slayers had just gotten front row seats to the world first heavyweight dinosaur fight. At least, the first dinosaur fight after 65 million years of extinction, anyway. The maniacal Megaraptor vs. the Sinister Spinosaurus! Things didn't look good for the Megaraptor at the beginning of the fight. But with extreme intelligence and two claws on both feet, Megaraptor proved to be the top predator over Spinosaurus…for now at least. There was still one predator that remains at the top, and she's not called the Queen for nothing! Even with new weapons, will our four Raptor Slayers be able to stand up to the royalty of Jurassic Park? Let's find out.

Dempsey held his M240 machine gun looking at the orange colored sky as the sun was beginning to set it the horizon. There were two large Pteranodons flying around looking down below. He then looked around as he and the others entered the Tyrannosaurus Paddock. Samantha was holding her M2 Flamethrower in her hands; Takeo had his two Model 1887 shotguns; and Nikolai had his MG-42 machine gun in his hands. The sun was setting and it would be dark soon.
"We better hurry! It's getting dark." Takeo said while walking with his two Model 1887s in his hands. He wondered how he was going to use both of them in each hand and also the fact that shotguns take a long time to reload in any situation also made him ponder.
"Yea, we need to hurry and reach the Visitor Center before nightfall. I just hope we don't run into any more hungry 6-foot turkeys…or worse." Dempsey said while checking the ammo in his M240 machine gun.
"Nikolai is especially wondering what your other weapon does, Dempsey." Nikolai said, holding his MG-42 machine gun.
"Yes, what does it do?" Samantha said while checking her M2 Flamethrower. The M2 Flamethrower had unlimited napalm ammo in it, but the only drawback is that it needed to cool down if the nozzle overheats.
"Yea, I guess I'll find out sooner or late—" Dempsey was saying, until he heard something rustling in the bushes. He then saw a Velociraptor jump onto a rock and she had looked at them closely. Surprisingly, this one that Dempsey nicknamed Slash. She then began to call out loudly to any other Raptors in her pack. She called ever so loudly, announcing that she wasn't quite dead and she had spotted her prey. Just then, about twenty-three more Raptors showed up.
"Just how many of these Raptors are there?!" Dempsey yelled.
"I know! They must fornicate like rats!" Nikolai said. He then got out his MG-42 and opened fire, killing about four Raptors in one long burst.
"Then it's time to raise their mortality rate!" Dempsey said, pulling out his M240 machine gun and opens fire with Nikolai. Dempsey's M240 machine gun made a loud rat-tat-tat noise as he fired. He managed to kill about six Raptors, putting more holes in them than Swiss cheese. The Raptors screamed as they were shot. Slash had managed to bite Samantha three times but that was it. Samantha then knifed her again, this time hitting her in the chest.
"Prepare to be extinct…. AGAIN!" Samantha said pulling out her M2 Flamethrower. The minute she fired, the sound of the flames rushing out of the flamethrower nozzle sounded like those of a hungry dragon that had just woken up from its slumber. The flames sprayed onto Slash, setting the jungle alight like a forest fire. The impact of the flamethrower tore foliage apart, sending it flying and burning. The ground grew ablaze as Samantha burned Slash to death. The Raptor screamed in agony as the flames broiled her until she fell to the ground dying.
"Hey, that smells a little like chicken!" Nikolai said smelling the burning Raptor. Takeo had his dual wield Model 1887 shotguns and was fighting off a group of Raptors. He had managed to kill one with his left Model 1887 and flipped the trigger handle to take out the empty shell. He seemed to be alternating between shotguns, shooting one Raptor with one shotgun and then shooting another with the other shotgun. Takeo was then bitten on his arm.
"Takeo does not like being bitten! At least not by you, demon-lizard!" Takeo said, shooting it. He then had to reload but it was taking quite a while. He then began to see the Raptors surround him and he backs away as he reloads his shotguns slowly. But fortunately for Takeo, he backs up into Speed Cola. This perk costs 3000 points to buy. The effect of this perk is to help with faster reloads, which is often the case when dealing with large slow reloading weapons such as machine guns and shotguns. The Speed Cola machine was mostly green and white all over. It had sort of a 80s Retro look all over it. It also played a Latin jingle about the effects of the drink. The drink was ice cold so whenever Takeo bought and drank it, it would send extreme chills up Takeo's spine. Takeo then bought the perk and drank it.
"WOO-HOO! Just what Takeo needed!" Takeo said after drinking the Speed Cola. He then managed to reload his Model 1887s and then fired at a Raptor that jumped on him and blasted its head off, spraying blood everywhere on the foliage. Samantha then saw more Raptors and opened fire with the M2 Flamethrower, roasting the Raptors like the 6-foot turkeys they were. They screamed as the flaming napalm ate away at their brown skin.
"Dempsey, cover me! I need to reload!" Nikolai said, reloading a new 125-bullet belt into his MG-42.
"Alright!" Dempsey said, killing about six more Raptors.
"Oooh! Speed Cola! Give me a sec, Dempsey!" Nikolai said, rushing over to the Speed Cola machine. He quickly bought Speed Cola and drank it in a flash.
"It's not vodka, but it helps me see better!" Nikolai then reloaded his MG-42 in a flash and ran to Dempsey helping him take down the other Raptors.
"Ashes, ashes! DIIIIIEEE!" Samantha said while burning the Raptors with her M2 Flamethrower. Soon enough, only two Raptors remained. But just as the Raptors were about to attack, a loud thunderous roar came from somewhere far away. It was so loud that the birds flew from their trees startled from the roar. The Raptors then began talking to each other after hearing the roar. One of them screeched loudly to the other and ran away with the other one running after her. The two Raptors quickly disappeared into the jungle. Takeo held his two shotguns in his hands and put them back. Nikolai ceased fire and reloaded his MG-42 as Dempsey did the same with his M240. Samantha watched the flames burn the Velociraptors she had killed.
"As bad as they were…. whatever just roared, is probably a fuck-ton worse. And it didn't sound very far away." Dempsey said looking up at the birds flying away.
"Nikolai thinks we should get moving! Plus I've gone three rounds sober!" Nikolai said. He was really out of vodka and he was beyond sober than he's ever been before.
"It's an improvement, Russian. It suits you." Takeo said while checking the ammo in his Model 1887s.
"Shut up, Takeo. You wouldn't know about it. Plus, Nikolai feels like he hasn't eaten in forty years. I am hungry!" Nikolai retorted. His stomach then growled and Dempsey's, along with everyone else's stomach, did the same.
"Hmm, maybe we can find something to eat. But what?" Samantha said. Everyone looked around for something or anything they could eat. Dempsey then looked at the burning crispy brown Raptors that Samantha had cooked with her flamethrower. The ground where she used the flamethrower was pitch black and smoking with some drops of burning napalm on the ground still burning strong.
Dempsey then said, "I wonder…" He then fanned the flames off one of the burning Raptors and ripped its leg off.
"What are you thinking, Dempsey?" Samantha said as he pulled the leg off of the smoking Raptor. He then took a bite out of the Raptor's cooked leg, chewing and tasting to see what it was like. He chewed the piece of the Raptor leg, tossing it left and right in his jaws. He then swallowed it. Nikolai, Takeo, and Samantha waited for a reaction.
"Hmm…."Dempsey said after smacking his lips.
"Well?" Everyone else said to him, awaiting a reaction.
"Surprisingly… it kind of tastes like…chicken." Dempsey said while grabbing the dead crispy brown dinosaur and putting it on a rock. Everyone started cutting themselves pieces of the Raptor to eat. Everyone then began to chow down on the crispy prehistoric 6-foot turkey.
"Crispy! Just like Russian Chicken with Feta Cheese back home!" Nikolai said while eating his large piece of the Raptor's leg.
"So much better than anything I made my Easy Bake Oven! Kostlich!" Samantha said while eating the Raptors left femur.
"It does taste like chicken, but it could use some wasabi beans! Well done, Samantha." Takeo said while eating his piece of the Raptor's ribs. Everyone was chomping down so much of the Raptor that they had just about eaten most of the Raptor's carcass except from the insides. In within minutes, everyone was full on Raptor meat. It was almost nighttime and the four Raptor Slayers were looking around. Samantha had made a campfire for the night with her M2 Flamethrower since it was getting dark and she had helped Dempsey put another crispy brown Raptor on the campfire. By that time, everyone had sat around the campfire.
"Okay, so far we've been in a Japanese swamp, a zombie factory, a Nazi theatre, a Russian cosmodrome, a dark cold room in a sunken ship, Shangri-La, a Moon base, and now a theme park crawling with dinosaurs. I swear if Treyarch's maps were any more random, they'd make this a TV series." Dempsey said holding his M240 machine gun and drinking a Speed Cola he had gotten.
"Yes. This has been a long strange trip indeed." Takeo concurred.
"Yea. Nikolai just wants to go back to Mother Russia and drown in a big lake of vodka. Mmmm, vodka." Nikolai said, closing his eyes and dreaming of vodka.
"Some things never change." Takeo said wittingly. Everyone began to laugh at Takeo's joke. They then looked in the fire, wondering about home.
"Well at least you three have been able to see new places. I was trapped in that perilous pyramid on the Moon for so long!" Samantha said.
"You were not, Sam. What about all those times you changed the box into the Teddy Bear?" Nikolai said.
"I told you! Those were meant for Richtofen, not you! Anyway, when you're just a malevolent 8-year old evil spirit, you don't really see very much or TOUCH anything. And now that I have a body, I can hold guns now. But as for the whole being inside of a man's body, especially Richtofen's, it feels weird."
"I bet it does." Dempsey said shuddering at the thought. He then took a piece of the Raptor that was over the fire and began eating it.
"I wish I was back home in Japan…I miss the beautiful sunsets back on the ocean." Takeo said somewhat somberly. It seemed like everyone was thinking of only home. And with that, everyone sighed.
"Yea…. I have family back home in the U.S. I need to see. One person in particular I want to see is my—" Dempsey said but he was quickly interrupted by Nikolai's snoring. Soon everyone was asleep too, much to Dempsey's surprise.
"Okay, fuck it then. Good night, Nikolai!" Dempsey said, lying on the soft ground with his M240 machine gun.
"Good night, Vodka…. I mean Dempsey." Nikolai said. Dempsey rolled his eyes and closed them.
"Good night, Takeo." Nikolai said.
"Good night…. Sober Russian." Takeo replied, mumbling the last part under his breath.
"Good night, Takeo!" Samantha said in her sleep.
"Good night, Samantha." Takeo said while falling asleep. Soon enough everyone was asleep. Nikolai was snoring and said "vodka" a few times. Samantha was holding her teddy bear and sleeping with her thumb in her mouth. Takeo was sleeping with his katana sheathed. Dempsey was sleeping with his M240 in his hands. As they slept, a storm came in overhead. The sky was dark with heavy black rain clouds. It was a huge downpour with rain falling down like bombs and thunder sounding off as loud as a marching band. The lightning decorated the sky like a Fourth Of July fireworks show. The rain pelted the four Raptor Slayers like a barrage of wet ping-pong balls. Dempsey and the others were already in covers but were getting quite a bit wet. The storm had put out their campfire, the flames and embers dying to wet ashes. The Raptor was still very much smoking over where the campfire was. But it was about to have some company.
In the midst of the Raptor Slayer's sleeping and snoring, a young female Tyrannosaurus Rex was watching them sleep from where she was. She was light brown with stripes going down her spine from her head to the tail. She had large green eyes and two small arms. She was only about a few weeks old and very short, about half the size of a grown man. She had followed the scent of the cooking Velociraptor all the way there and watched as the four of them slept. The little T-Rex then decided to walk over to the Raptor carcass and pulled it off with her teeth. She quietly dragged the carcass away from the campfire pit and began feeding on it. The young T-Rex ripped off part of the Raptor's neck and began to feast swallowing the crispy flesh of the Raptor like it was fried chicken. She then swallowed the pink piece of neck flesh like a bird. She then ripped out part of its esophagus and continued to eat it. The flesh ripped like paper and the crispy skin crunched like someone eating a hamburger. All the noisy eating began to wake Dempsey up. Dempsey was a bit groggy after his long sleep and he couldn't really see the young female Tyrannosaurus eating her kill. All he could see was a large dark figure. He then looked over to where the campfire was and saw that the rain had put it out and also that the Raptor was gone. The lightning then flashed, revealing the young T-Rex.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" Dempsey screamed as he saw the T-Rex. The young dinosaur screeched in surprise as well. Dempsey quickly got his M240 machine gun and began to shoot at the young Tyrannosaur, but the Tyrannosaur was too quick and fled into the bushes. The shots from Dempsey's M240 woke everyone else up. Nikolai jumped up though still very groggy. He was holding his MG42 machine gun and was looking around. Takeo had gotten up with his katana unsheathed and was in a defensive stance. Samantha quickly flew up and aimed her flamethrower in all directions.
"Ugh…. what's going on? Are there more Raptors again? There better be because I had the most pleasant dream: I was with fourth wife and swimming in pool of vodka and we were just--" Nikolai said.
"Don't even finish that sentence, you dishonorable Russian fool. What happened, Dempsey?" Takeo said.
"I saw another dinosaur. It took off with our breakfast and got away. Woke me up with all that eating." Dempsey said while reloading his M240. As they got up and looked around, the storm had stopped. But their trouble was just beginning. Suddenly, the ground shook for a second and then stopped. It then happened a second time and stopped. It then happened again. Dempsey then looked at the young T-Rex's small footprint. It had water in it. As Dempsey looked at it, the ground shook while also making the water shake in the footprint. It happened about three times in a row. Soon the trees began to rustle.
"The ground is all rumbly…. something big is coming!" Samantha said, feeling the ground shake. Soon after, two large yellow eyes came out of the trees with a large shadow of a dinosaur that couldn't be identified until it came out of the trees and into the moonlight. As the moonlight revealed the dinosaur, everyone stared pretty much in amazement as well as horror. To their fear and amazement, a large female Tyrannosaurus Rex came out of the foliage. She had a reddish-brown color all over her body and she was absolutely enormous. Her legs were nearly as tall as the trees. She was about twenty feet tall and forty-one feet long from snout to tail. Her eyes were yellow and her head was gigantic. She had scars and scratches along her left side and on both sides of her neck, indicating she was in a fight with other dinosaurs. Her arms, like the smaller young Tyrannosaur, were small as well. She then roared to the heavens loudly, showing her mouth full of white saliva-coated teeth. Her breath smelled like something she had eaten earlier. Something dead. She then looked down at all the Raptor Slayers and roared again.
"GOJIRAAAAA!!!" Takeo yelled as it roared at them. The T-Rex then slowly approached them, sniffing for which one that attacked the young T-Rex.
"AAAAAAAHHHH! SHUT UP! She looks pissed…. like fourth wife before sex. Why is she so mad?!" Nikolai said while hearing the T-Rex roar at them loudly.
"Her baby! It was the dinosaur I shot at! Oooooh boy! Heh-heh…look Ms. Tyrannosaurus, it was a total misunderstanding. Please let me-" Dempsey was quickly cut off by her roar. The T-Rex then tried to snap Dempsey into her jaws.
"I think I speak for all when I say: RUN LIKE HELL!" Nikolai said beginning to run. Dempsey, Takeo, and Samantha then began to run behind him. AND THE CHASE WAS ON!!! A mad mother Tyrannosaurus Rex was very forceful and protective of her young, even going so far as to KILL the animal that attacked her young. She snapped her jaws at Dempsey three times.
"Dempsey! Maybe try using new Wonder Weapon and maybe she will leave!" Nikolai said while running with Samantha.
"OKAY!" Dempsey said while running with Takeo. He then switched his M240 to his Magma Cannon DG-3000. Dempsey then aimed the weapon at the large dinosaur. He then fired, but his aim was off due to the Tyrannosaur's feet making the ground shake. When he fired, a fiery hot glowing orange-yellow magma rocket fired from the large barrel. Small drops of hot liquid magma came out the end of the rocket as it flew. It then hit a tree, exploding in a large illuminating combustion of hot lava. As the lava spread, it burned the tree and other foliage to mere piping hot crisps.
"Whoa! THAT WAS FUCKING HOT! MMWAH! OUCH, OUCH, OUCH!" Dempsey said kissing the Magma Cannon DG-3000. Though the lava didn't hit the mother Tyrannosaurus, the lava made the ground hot and it burned her feet. She then cried out in pain as it burned the bottom of her feet. She then began running towards Dempsey with angry teeth.
"I think you made her even more angry. RUN FOR IT!" Samantha said, running after seeing the explosion. The four Raptor Slayers continued to run and run, but the T-Rex simply would not stop chasing them.
"Takeo sure could use the lemon-lime flavor of a Stamin-Up right about now!" Takeo said while running.
"LESS YAK, MORE TRACKS, TAK! HEY THAT RHYMES!" Dempsey said while dodging the mother T-Rex's jaws. As she ran through the jungle chasing them, trees and foliage were knocked over and trampled. As they ran, the four eventually came to a cliff. Nikolai was the last to get there, almost falling over the edge.
"WHOA!! LONG DROP!!!" Nikolai said. Dempsey then pulled him back to keep him from teetering over the edge.
"Easy Nikolai! Looks like we have no choice but to fight!" Dempsey said pulling out his Magma Cannon DG-3000, preparing to fire it again. Samantha got out her flamethrower. Nikolai got out his MG-42 and Takeo got out his dual Model 1887 shotguns. But it was too late. The female Tyrannosaurus once again roared loudly, only this time it was at the four Raptor Slayers. She roared with such force that her breath sent the four Raptor Slayers falling over the seven-story cliff! But just as they were falling, Dempsey had grabbed onto a branch with Takeo, Nikolai, and Samantha all hanging onto each other.
"Okay…. this is a really a cliff-hanger here! NOW I REALLY WISH I HAD A DRINK!" Nikolai said, trying not to look down.
"Now ain't the time to think about drinking Nikolai!" Dempsey said. The T-Rex then looked down to see them all of then hanging from the branch. She then began to bite at them more and more, and eventually she broke the branch and the four of them began falling into the jungle below…




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