Headless by Switching Samantha

"HEADLESS" (PARODY OF BREAKING BENJAMIN'S "HOPELESS") by Switching Samantha

Director: Okay, boys and Samantha, now BlackSpider-Man wants you guys to do another Breaking Benjamin parody. This time it's "Hopeless" but for our parody, we're going to call it headless.

Dempsey: "This is actually better than getting the power on in all the zombie maps. Treyarch, take notes!"

Richtofen: "Oh shush, American. Without Treyarch, you wouldn't even be popular now! Everyone knows I am the real star of this game mode."

Dempsey: "Of course, since you created the ugly fucks in the first place!"

Richtofen: "For YOUR information, I was the CO-creator of the untoten! Maxis was the creator of the zombies, and that 8 year-old, teddy bear-mushing monstrosity you see before you—"

Samantha: -death growl voice- "HEY! CAN WE JUST PLAY THE MUSIC, PLEASE?!"

-Dempsey and Richtofen jump 10 feet in the air as she talked-

Director: "I have to agree, we're pressed for time here."

Dempsey and Richtofen: "Fine." -they then grab their guitars and Dempsey starts nodding his head to the beat when the song starts playing-

-Dempsey starts playing his guitar as Samantha comes in on drums and Richtofen plays as well. Dempsey then approaches the microphone.-

Dempsey:
Here we float forever
Zombies still remain
Will the freakbags get me downed
And carry me away

Richtofen taking over
Welcome to the Moon
Will I get to round 30
Or will I face my doom?

Suddenly the zombies fill the roooom!

Chorus (Samantha doing death growls for the one word parts and Dempsey and Richtofen singing the other chorus lines):

HEADLEEEESSSS!

I'm getting downed

BLEEDIIING!

I can't get up!
I cannot hold on!
I need a little Revive!

LEGLEEEEEESS!

Its legs are gone!

CRAWLIIIIING!

It will not stop!
I cannot get up!
I need a Jugger-Nog!

-playing instruments until the next line-

Dempsey:
Slowly I'm surrounded
I am not afraid
I can see their glowing eyes
And with headshots, the eyes will fade

Safe to say it's over
See into the grave
There's no freakbags in sight
Yet I see a train of rape
I can hear the Hellhounds call my NAAAAME!

Chorus:
HEADLEEEEESSSS!

I'm getting downed

BLEEDIIIING!

I can't get up!
I cannot hold on!
I will not bleed out!

LEGLEEEEEESSS!

Its legs are gone!

CRAWLIIIIIING!

It won't stay dead!
I cannot hold on!
I will not bleed out!

(Dempsey, Richtofen, and Samantha all playing the instrumental bridge and then ready to sing the final chorus)

Chorus:
HEADLEEEEEESSS!

I'm going down!

BLEEDIIIING!!!

I can't get up!
I cannot hold on!
I need a little Revive!

LEGLEEEESSS!!!

Its legs are gone!

CRAWLIIIING!

It won't stay dead!
I cannot hold on!
I will not bleed out!

End of Song: (Samantha doing death growls and Dempsey and Richtofen stop singing and playing instruments)

HEADLEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!

HEADLEEEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!

Director: "Cut, that is a wrap! Good job, guys!"

Dempsey: "You know, we still need a name for this little band…but what is a good name?"

Richtofen: "I say we should call it Richtofen's Grand Scheme! I like that name, don't you?"

Dempsey: "Sure, but there's one problem: Treyarch has already made that into an Acheivement! We need a name that's like Breaking Benjamin but it has to be about us."

Richtofen: "Again I say: Richtofen's Grand Scheme, American!"

Dempsey: "Again I say, you Nazi dirtbag: IT'S BEEN USED!"

-The two of them growling at each other and in each other's faces-

Samantha: -sighs- "If I can make a suggestion…."

Dempsey and Richtofen: "WHAT?!"

Samantha: "How about…Switching Samantha? I mean it works well. The time Edward and I switched bodies and it sounds like Breaking Benjamin."

Dempsey and Richtofen: "It sounds good. Okay."

Richtofen: "I still like Richtofen's Grand Scheme better."

Dempsey: "Shut up, Richtofen."

Richtofen: "You shut up, Dempsey…"

Dempsey: "I will shoot you in the face, bitch."